I took it as that….only to find out on that podcast that she’s had a boyfriend for 6 years.Welcome to PORN.COM, the World’s biggest collection of adult XXX videos, hardcore sex clips and a one-stop-shop for all your naughty needs. Needless to say, after a couple of week, she had an insane number of IG followers again so I guess my DMs got buried among the simp army and I never heard from her again….again lol. I even asked if she had a boyfriend and she outright said she didn’t as she didn’t have time because of all the content she was creating as well as things that were going on with her family. She actually seemed way more receptive than I expected and said that she’d be interested in meeting up for dinner in a month or two. She’s got a decent body and I’m 6″3 so I’m pretty sure I could throw her around a bit.
We had a few laughs and I asked her out to dinner? I know, I know….but don’t judge. So what do I do? I slid in to her DMs and she actually responded and seemed to remember me. I let things be, her IG got deleted but then she created a new one. Awkward moment when I recognised the girl as being the same girl that I had bumped in to all those years ago and never heard back from. So years go by and one of my mates was telling me about this girl who was getting away with selling her used bathwater on Instagram. I popped it in to her phone but never heard from her again. Pretty sure she wasn’t in to porn then but I literally had no idea who she was but regardless we got chatting and she ended up asking for my number. Random fact but I actually stumbled in to her (quite literally as I wasn’t looking where I was going) in London about 8 years ago. I wonder what percentage of her simp army actually think that this was a good video.
Imagine being so basic that you actually paid for this.
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